Championship Auto Racing Teams

Old Guys

It just dawned on me that the two oldest guys in the series are 1-2

You think they sit aorund the old folks home between races going "Them
whipper-snappers dunno nuthin’,.. When I was there age we had pop off valves
that would let go for no reason, and you didn’t hear us complaining!!! We
liked it!!…." Do you think Moreno shakes his fist at the young guys
screaming "SLOW DOWN!!!!!!….."

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12 Responses to “Old Guys”

  1. admin says:

    N. Richard Caldwell <n…@cbemg.cb.lucent.com> wrote in message
    news:8knmpg$8j7@nntpa.cb.lucent.com…

    > Since I’ve been away from rasc dreining has been having a field day
    > with his Cleveland capacity conspiracy.

    [extremely large SNIP!]

    Glad you’re back man!  I think we’d all had enough of his whining ‘your
    crowds smaller than mine!  Nah!  Nah!  Nah!’

    Paul.
    Crossposters should be shot…

  2. admin says:

    In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>,
    N. Richard Caldwell <n…@cbemg.cb.lucent.com> wrote:

    >Since I’ve been away from rasc dreining has been having a field day
    >with his Cleveland capacity conspiracy.

    Bravo on a rather excellent refutation of Davey "don’t need no countin" Reininger’s
    claims.  I knew right away it was an inability to count past twenty that screwed
    him.

    Thank god for him he isn’t missing a finger or toe, or the math would have been
    a lot harder (lets see now 19 seats times …)

    John

  3. admin says:

    In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>, N. Richard Caldwell wrote:
    >Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    >Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    I’m didn’t get past this line. ROW 2????!!!! What did you do wrong to
    end up in such a low row? Could you see anything?

    James C. West (Jim)                       jw…@okstate.edu
    Professor                                 jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu
    Electrical and Computer Engineering
    Oklahoma State University

  4. admin says:

    In article <slrn8muppa.r71.jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu>,

    Jim West <jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu> wrote:
    >In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>, N. Richard Caldwell wrote:

    >>Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    >>Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    >I’m didn’t get past this line. ROW 2????!!!! What did you do wrong to
    >end up in such a low row? Could you see anything?

    Are you sure they don’t number the rows from the top of the
    grandstands?  They do in Toronto…

    John

  5. admin says:

    In article <slrn8muppa.r71.jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu>,

    Jim West <jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu> wrote:
    >In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>, N. Richard Caldwell wrote:

    >>Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    >>Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    >I’m didn’t get past this line. ROW 2????!!!! What did you do wrong to
    >end up in such a low row? Could you see anything?

    In Cleveland row number 1 is at the top, so we could see just great.
    Stand K is a little far down the line turn one, but it’s part of a bus
    trip with a group from Columbus, so it’s a nice package.


                                            N. Richard Caldwell
                                            Lucent Technologies
                                            n…@lucent.com

  6. admin says:

    Jim West wrote:

    > In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>, N. Richard Caldwell wrote:

    > >Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    > >Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    > I’m didn’t get past this line. ROW 2????!!!! What did you do wrong to
    > end up in such a low row? Could you see anything?

    We were in section D3, 4th row and it was four rows from the top.  Great
    seats right behind the TKG pits.

    Newton

  7. admin says:

    In article <8knt8d$…@nntpb.cb.lucent.com>, N. Richard Caldwell wrote:
    >In article <slrn8muppa.r71.jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu>,
    >Jim West <jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu> wrote:

    >>I’m didn’t get past this line. ROW 2????!!!! What did you do wrong to
    >>end up in such a low row? Could you see anything?

    >In Cleveland row number 1 is at the top, so we could see just great.

    This never occured to me. Jeez, I’m dense. *LOL*

    James C. West (Jim)                       jw…@okstate.edu
    Professor                                 jw…@emag.ecen.okstate.edu
    Electrical and Computer Engineering
    Oklahoma State University

  8. admin says:

    In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>,
      n…@cbemg.cb.lucent.com (N. Richard Caldwell)
    wrote:
    > Since I’ve been away from rasc dreining has

    been having a field day

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    > with his Cleveland capacity conspiracy.

    > On Fri, 07 Jul 2000 04:31:21 GMT, dreining@my-
    deja.com wrote:

    > >If you’ve been following closely so far,
    you’ll remember
    > >that I counted the number of seats in
    Grandstand J.
    > >> >Check the ticket brochure, it has 25 rows.
    It has four
    > >sections, each with 20 seats. Plug those
    numbers into
    > >Univac and *PRESTO*, we come up with 2,000
    seats in J.

    > You’re wrong, dreining.

    > >Having walked from the paddock to J (remember,
    for the
    > >Atlantic race) it seems to me each of the
    grandstands
    > >are approximately the same width. That would
    be 80 seats
    > >(again, 4 sections, each with 20 seats).

    > I believe that most of the stands are the same
    length but
    > again, you’re wrong about the number of seats.

    > On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 15:36:44 GMT, dreining@my-
    deja.com wrote:

    > >But then again, some are smaller. Grandstand K
    is much smaller
    > >than H. I think it seats around 1,200 at best.

    > Again, you’re wrong.

    > Oh, I suppose you want proof.  Because us
    CARTisians are just
    > swallowing the big lie hook, line and sinker,
    and after all, you
    > counted the seats, right?

    > Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    > Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    > But wait, it gets better.   We were nowhere

    near the end of the row.
    > In fact, I would say that we were pretty much

    right in the center of
    > section 3.  So if I were going to estimate the
    number of seats in
    > Stand K, Section 3 I would say there are 40
    seats per row.

    > I can hear dreining scoffing from

    here.  "Impossible!" he cries, "I
    > counted stand J and stand K was much smaller!"

    > So we’re on to…

    > Exhibit 2:  An ebay auction for seats in stand
    J:

    > http://cgi.ebay.icq.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?

    ViewItem&item=373453985&ed=963254743

    > The seller doesn’t state the seat numbers, but

    if you load the image
    > in a viewer and zoom in you can clearly see the
    seat numbers:

    > Stand J, Section 2, Row 5, Seats 35 & 36

    > Gee dreining, you must have missed those seats

    while you were counting.

    > Exhibit 3: Someone offering seats on 7th Gear:

    http://www.seventhgear.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/005467.
    html

    > Stand C2, Section 2, Row 2,  Seats 20 & 21

    > Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.

    Dreining’s got them "Can’t
    > count past 20 blues!"

    > So dreining, would you like to apologize to the
    group for flat out
    > lying about counting the seats in stand J, or
    shall we just stick
    > with the explanation that you can’t count past
    20?

    > Okay, because I’m such a nice guy, I’m going to

    explain how dreining
    > probably isn’t as stupid as this makes him

    look, he’s just really,
    > really focused on his agenda of bashing CART.
    Now pay attention
    > dreining, I know how you like this stuff

    explained real slow.

    > I believe most of the main stands in Cleveland

    are laid out the same way:

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    > Most of the stands have three aisles with 20

    seats on each side of
    > every aisle.  This makes sense for both access
    and construction.
    > It also gives you 20 seats per row in sections

    1 and 4 and 40 seats per
    > row in sections 2 and 3.   That’s 120 seats per

    row in each stand, not
    > 80 as dreining would like to think.

    > So we can see where dreining went wrong.  He

    probably looked at the
    > number of seats in section 1 or 4 and assumed

    that they were the same
    > for all four sections.   The seed of his

    conspiracy theory was planted,
    > so he strapped his blinders on and set out full

    speed ahead to prove it
    > by counting stands instead of looking at the

    sections a little more
    > closely.

    > There are some exceptions to this layout.  I

    believe that some of the
    > stands near turn one and the Marconi stand

    actually had 4 aisles.
    > I verified the Marconi stand by pausing my Tivo

    recording of the race,
    > but because of the camera angles you never see

    stands A-D on the race
    > broadcast.  Four aisles would probably

    translate to 160 seats per row
    > in those stands

    > I’m not going to figure the numbers up stand by

    stand, because aside
    > from the Marconi stand, I’d just be guessing

    about how many of the
    > stands have 160 seats per row.  With 120 seats

    per row the average number
    > of seats in each main stand is somewhere around
    3000.  With 13 main
    > stands, that adds up to 39,000 seats.  When you
    add in extra from
    > stands with more than 120 seats, club seats,

    the stands in the paddock
    > suites and the suites you can easily come up

    with between 45 and 50
    > thousand seats.  When you add a lot of $18

    Sunday general admission
    > tickets the 69,000 race day attendance reported
    by the plain dealer
    > is entirely plausible.

    > Thanks dreining, you worked really hard to

    ensure that I’d have some
    > thoroughly entertaining reading when I finally
    got back.

    > —
    >                                    N.
    Richard Caldwell
    >                                         Lucent
    Technologies

            n…@lucent.com
    > The guy who posted the original message has

    been using the same arguement for years.  He use
    to post the same arguement on speedvision before
    they changed their format.  I have a freind who
    works at IMG and the seat count released was
    accurate

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  9. admin says:

    In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>,
      n…@cbemg.cb.lucent.com (N. Richard Caldwell)
    wrote:
    > Since I’ve been away from rasc dreining has

    been having a field day

    - Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -

    > with his Cleveland capacity conspiracy.

    > On Fri, 07 Jul 2000 04:31:21 GMT, dreining@my-
    deja.com wrote:

    > >If you’ve been following closely so far,
    you’ll remember
    > >that I counted the number of seats in
    Grandstand J.

    > >Check the ticket brochure, it has 25 rows. It
    has four
    > >sections, each with 20 seats. Plug those
    numbers into
    > >Univac and *PRESTO*, we come up with 2,000
    seats in J.

    > You’re wrong, dreining.

    > >Having walked from the paddock to J (remember,
    for the
    > >Atlantic race) it seems to me each of the
    grandstands
    > >are approximately the same width. That would
    be 80 seats
    > >(again, 4 sections, each with 20 seats).

    > I believe that most of the stands are the same
    length but
    > again, you’re wrong about the number of seats.

    > On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 15:36:44 GMT, dreining@my-
    deja.com wrote:

    > >But then again, some are smaller. Grandstand K
    is much smaller
    > >than H. I think it seats around 1,200 at best.

    > Again, you’re wrong.

    > Oh, I suppose you want proof.  Because us
    CARTisians are just
    > swallowing the big lie hook, line and sinker,
    and after all, you
    > counted the seats, right?

    > Okay, exhibit one: Our seats.

    > Stand K, Section 3, Row 2, Seats 20 & 21

    > But wait, it gets better.   We were nowhere

    near the end of the row.
    > In fact, I would say that we were pretty much

    right in the center of
    > section 3.  So if I were going to estimate the
    number of seats in
    > Stand K, Section 3 I would say there are 40
    seats per row.

    > I can hear dreining scoffing from

    here.  "Impossible!" he cries, "I
    > counted stand J and stand K was much smaller!"

    > So we’re on to…

    > Exhibit 2:  An ebay auction for seats in stand
    J:

    > http://cgi.ebay.icq.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?

    ViewItem&item=373453985&ed=963254743

    > The seller doesn’t state the seat numbers, but

    if you load the image
    > in a viewer and zoom in you can clearly see the
    seat numbers:

    > Stand J, Section 2, Row 5, Seats 35 & 36

    > Gee dreining, you must have missed those seats

    while you were counting.

    > Exhibit 3: Someone offering seats on 7th Gear:

    http://www.seventhgear.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/005467.
    html

    > Stand C2, Section 2, Row 2,  Seats 20 & 21

    > Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.

    Dreining’s got them "Can’t
    > count past 20 blues!"

    > So dreining, would you like to apologize to the
    group for flat out
    > lying about counting the seats in stand J, or
    shall we just stick
    > with the explanation that you can’t count past
    20?

    > Okay, because I’m such a nice guy, I’m going to

    explain how dreining
    > probably isn’t as stupid as this makes him

    look, he’s just really,
    > really focused on his agenda of bashing CART.
    Now pay attention
    > dreining, I know how you like this stuff

    explained real slow.

    > I believe most of the main stands in Cleveland

    are laid out the same way:

    >   xxxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxxxx
    >   xxxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxxxx
    >   xxxx1xxxxx   xxxxxxxxxx2xxxxxxxxx

    xxxxxxxxxx3xxxxxxxxx   xxxxx4xxxx

    > Most of the stands have three aisles with 20

    seats on each side of
    > every aisle.  This makes sense for both access
    and construction.
    > It also gives you 20 seats per row in sections

    1 and 4 and 40 seats per
    > row in sections 2 and 3.   That’s 120 seats per

    row in each stand, not
    > 80 as dreining would like to think.

    > So we can see where dreining went wrong.  He

    probably looked at the
    > number of seats in section 1 or 4 and assumed

    that they were the same
    > for all four sections.   The seed of his

    conspiracy theory was planted,
    > so he strapped his blinders on and set out full

    speed ahead to prove it
    > by counting stands instead of looking at the

    sections a little more
    > closely.

    > There are some exceptions to this layout.  I

    believe that some of the
    > stands near turn one and the Marconi stand

    actually had 4 aisles.
    > I verified the Marconi stand by pausing my Tivo

    recording of the race,
    > but because of the camera angles you never see

    stands A-D on the race
    > broadcast.  Four aisles would probably

    translate to 160 seats per row
    > in those stands

    > I’m not going to figure the numbers up stand by

    stand, because aside
    > from the Marconi stand, I’d just be guessing

    about how many of the
    > stands have 160 seats per row.  With 120 seats

    per row the average number
    > of seats in each main stand is somewhere around
    3000.  With 13 main
    > stands, that adds up to 39,000 seats.  When you
    add in extra from
    > stands with more than 120 seats, club seats,

    the stands in the paddock
    > suites and the suites you can easily come up

    with between 45 and 50
    > thousand seats.  When you add a lot of $18

    Sunday general admission
    > tickets the 69,000 race day attendance reported
    by the plain dealer
    > is entirely plausible.

    > Thanks dreining, you worked really hard to

    ensure that I’d have some
    > thoroughly entertaining reading when I finally
    got back.

    > —
    >                                    N.
    Richard Caldwell
    >                                         Lucent
    Technologies

            n…@lucent.com

    I am almost certain that the guy who posted the
    original post was posting almost the exact same
    post last year on speedvision, before they
    changed their software.  You would think if he
    was at the race he would have actually checked
    the stands. It tells you something when he did
    not. A friend of mine is very high up at IMG and
    he confirmed the number of seats was as stated
    many times in the local media.  Denny Young from
    IMG stated week earlier on local radio they were
    putting in 58k seats.  The original post was just
    sour grapes

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    Before you buy.

  10. admin says:

    Sorry I was having a problem.I am almost certain that the guy this
    subject originally  posted almost the exact same post last year on
    speedvision, before they changed their software.  If  he was at the
    race he would have actually checked the stands and found that they
    have  40 seats in many sections. A friend of mine is very high up at
    IMG and he confirmed the number of seats was as stated many times in
    the local media.  Denny Young from IMG stated weeks before the race  on
    local radio they were putting in 58k seats.  Additionally in all past
    years the independent auditors report which is submitted to the city,
    and is available under Ohio public access law has always confirmed
    announced numbers, although paid attendance varies from total
    attendance.

    Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
    Before you buy.

  11. admin says:

    See, I wonder what Dave’s thoughts on IMG’s seat count would have been if
    Cleveland had been an IRL race this year.

    You know how it is:

    CART-affiliated = liars, cheats, and frauds
    IRL-affiliated = all that is good and holy

    Would IMG have suddenly because virtuous if they hadn’t backflipped on
    Cleveland?

  12. admin says:

    John Clarke (jcla…@nortel.ca) wrote:

    : In article <8knmpg$…@nntpa.cb.lucent.com>,
    : N. Richard Caldwell <n…@cbemg.cb.lucent.com> wrote:
    : >Since I’ve been away from rasc dreining has been having a field day
    : >with his Cleveland capacity conspiracy.

    : Bravo on a rather excellent refutation of Davey "don’t need no countin" Reininger’s
    : claims.  I knew right away it was an inability to count past twenty that screwed
    : him.

    : Thank god for him he isn’t missing a finger or toe, or the math would have been
    : a lot harder (lets see now 19 seats times …)

    : John

    Maybe he was counting in octal and didn’t realize it.

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